ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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