what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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