If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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