His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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