There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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