Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
