For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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