Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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