oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
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