When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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