my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
do herpes really smell.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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