In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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