I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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