So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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