You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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