the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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