He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
