my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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