Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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