Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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