dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Im part way to drunk.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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