Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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