Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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