HIV tests are more positive than that guy
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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