i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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