So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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