i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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