Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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