I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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