is wine microwaveable?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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