Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
two words: eviction party
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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