Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
