And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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