...so i touched it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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