If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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