Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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