At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My dick has a subreddit
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
