And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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