He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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