Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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