My nipple is on Facebook.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
of course. lets lasso hookers.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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