She said her name was "party"
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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