is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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