I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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