there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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