bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
