The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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