Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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