hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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