It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
