He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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