I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
