I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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