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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.

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(+32): View more from Belgium

We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.

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(207): View more from Maine

If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.

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(941): View more from Florida

When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.

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(614): View more from Ohio

So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She did what?

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Who. The correct term is she did who.

(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.

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