Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Found your dick twin last night
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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