Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
what the fuck happened to the tacos
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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